To be pedantic, nobody got decked because nobody was knocked to the floor. Rock got slapped.

Yep, it’s real. Check out the slideshow:

OK, not bad. But did you see what the storm did to the pier gate in Port Stanley, Ontario? It turned this:

Anytime you feel the need to include, “Yes, the holocaust was horrible...” you may want to rethink

Seriously did he just walk into a shop, point to the wall and go ‘ok’?

“I am not a criminal here—not here or in Brazil or any jurisdiction in the world,”

So, I just discovered the other day that the Tory version of Lanez is pronounced like lanes. I guess I had never heard it said aloud, and I suppose my brain just assumed it would be pronounced as it is in Algeria (LA-nay). I’m gonna need Jezebel to start including pronunciation notes in their articles so I never again…

Holy mother of god. Nine thousand five hundred dollars. If someone buys it at that price, the seller deserves a goddamn medal. I thought I was a pretty savvy businessman when I flipped a Gremlin for ten times what I paid for it. (I guess it’s only fair to confess that I was dealing in the tens/hundreds of dollars, not…

Oh, ffs. Depp wasn’t mentioned in this article; it’s a pattern. Did you notice the part where I wrote “the comments on articles like this”? I guess I shouldn’t expect familiarity with abstract thinking, but damn... (OK, this time I’m really done with this shit.)

OK, one last time before I close this sorry chapter, and I’ll type slowly because your comment shows you clearly didn’t understand what you read. If you actually read what I wrote, I did not say pointing out behaviours is hateful; that would be stupid. I said there are many hateful things written by chuds about the Jez…

Once again I must pay for cartridges for my unaborted daughter’s video gaming system.

If you perceived that post as “taking a dump on christmas [sic] traditions” then I don’t know what to say. You’re clearly part of the “war on Christmas” conspiracy brigade. My condolences.

Best to not engage with these ones. Leave ’em in the greys; they’ve got nothing to offer but hate.

You seriously need to show your work.

I said I’m not going to reproduce any of it, because it deserves to stay in purgatory. But I assume you are capable of looking through the comments on articles like this and noting the “theories” put forth about why Jezebel writers point out certain behaviours engaged in by DiCaprio, Depp, and others. They are hateful.

OK, hang on. Is this judge saying that if I’m in the US, any fucking rando on the street has the right to come up on me and have a “close, personal conversation”? And specifically that they can rock right up and get close and personal if they feel compelled to tell me that they don’t agree with how I’m behaving? That…

Man, it’s hilarious to see the number of people who come here regularly to read the gossip posts and then complain about them. I can’t imagine anyone spending so much time exposing themselves to things they believe are terrible and unimportant. One has to wonder whether there’s something else going on. A sampling of…

Is it just me or is this fight prank absolutely fucking sick? Like kids aren’t already being fucked up enough, now it’s fun to make them think they’re going to need to be ready to throw down to protect their parents at any moment? (Of course, I’m leaving aside the part where their parents demonstrate that fighting is…

OK, OK, cool, cool. Good first step, adding a touch of “havoc” to the mix. Edgy, man. But I’ll be holding out for the Mayhem Edition. It’ll feature a black and white colour scheme, be festooned with bull bars, and come with simulated “dent, scrape, and smash” paint effects and glass treatments. The ad copy will write…

There’s a causative (or even correlative) link between the sales of giant bows and increased economic hardship?