Not sure if this was part of the original script for Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

You make living sound like it sucks.

Thank you for being clear in what actually happened. I found out what happened early Saturday morning and the way the story is being covered by many outlets today is incredibly misleading and clearly click bait. I’ve always known I shouldn’t read comments but these articles have really brought that point home. I…

Yeah, I’d be like “ehhh whatever, it’s probably not a family member I liked a lot.”

Unsexiest. pokemon. ever.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

Don’t.you.DARE bring Rocky into this!

His basement baby brother Poot Horseman?

*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

I guess I assumed that as he was no longer busy running for President, he’d be able to get the requisite amount of sleep?

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Everybody wants to be an effing tough guy. Carry your gun loaded in your car in case you have a car accident. Enjoy spending the rest of your life in jail you fucking idiot.

I find it hilarious that they’re all up in arms about not being able to trust him now that he released this video. Like, we can’t trust the guy who released a video of his friend confessing to cheating, but we can totally trust the guy who cheats on a woman he’s about to vow to love and honor for the rest of his life.

Locker room culture is such bullshit. Team Russell on this one.

It’s been pretty extensively covered here. I think all Americans, black and white, liberal and conservative, can come together on agreeing that Rahm Emanuel is a vile piece of shit.

Gen Xers like me would automatically think of this.

It’s a little more than “not exactly what happened.”