I will keep that in mind! I like ole henrikson, I always keep an eye out for good deals on the smaller sizes at Sephora.

‘Sex Patrol?’ Anything like this?

I spent three of the best summers of my life working at a little scout camp in Eastern Ontario, just outside of Perth. I have literally dozens of stories from it (I’ve already told two here) but this is my favourite:

We had a HUGE raccoon population around the camp. Big families that would get into gang fights at…

I don't know, because I love it.

Oh, God. I ended sitting next to a little girl about 7 years old during a violent thunderstorm once. Her parents were a few rows away (in the center row—I think they put her by herself because she desperately wanted a window seat, and once the storm started they couldn’t get up to change seats so she could sit by one…

Look, I was going through a bad break-up, OK?

Well, lets see. I flew back from Ghana seated next to one of my travel companions who GOT MALARIA while we were there because he decided he didn’t “really need” the anti malarial medication we were all given. The flight was harrowing. (If you have never been around someone with malaria, the labored breathing and…

I have oily breakout-prone skin, too. I always follow my cleanser with the Paula’s Choice 2% BHA liquid exfoliant (then a moisturizer), and it works miracles. I have to be religious about my regimen, though. If I go away for a weekend and forget that stuff, I know I’m going to spend the following week with pimples.…

Yeah. It was as exciting as it sounds. It was basically Project Chunky Necklace.

This isn’t technically a blackout story, but here goes. Was in Jamaica in 1998 (this is important later) with a girlfriend staying at one of those “all inclusive” places-all you can eat food AND drink. Anyway, we were laying on the lounges pretty close to the water all morning and into the afternoon, drinking the rum…

This weekend an unvaccinated six year old boy was the first person to die of diptheria in 28 years in Spain. His parents rejected getting him vaccinated and now he’s dead. A vaccinated child is much better then a dead one.

In honor of my favorite Kinja moment this week. I needed to complete this thought. Also happy Saturday you magnificent, beautiful people.

“Creating your own environment of privilege” is a pretty unromantic way to talk about your girlfriend.

I feel pretty sad for him.

Those boots look so fabulous!

Does Kim think North is a pirate? “it’s me necklace”.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

Dads, having more kids will not increase your dadness. You have a fixed amount of dad, and you have to dad it equally among all your kids. Just dad a small daddable group of kids, and each kid will get more dad. That’s just sensible dadmath.