CDAN is a wretched rag, empty shell of its former self, but I can’t help but skim Blind Items Revealed every couple weeks or so.
There was a horrible Blind Item Revealed on CDAN a couple days ago that implied Kim was sexually abused for years on the various sets, and her parents knew but did nothing. :(
I got a MAC makeover back in 2007 that was so bad, I slipped out the back door of the department store, wiped it off in my car and cried.
I think long hair is less professional, to be totally honest. It makes people look younger, messier, and/or like they are trying to look younger. If you are an artist or SAHM, rock the long locks all day long. If you are trying to climb the proverbial ladder, stay shoulder-length or above.
Weird line break made me read “cola shell” and hell yes, I think that would be cola shell!
Gifts themselves are not an obligation? Except you explicitly said your guests should shut the hell up and give you whatever you asked for.
Between not knowing anything about any of these people, making shit up and then smirking at readers who believed you, your illegible style and continued abuse of bolding (although you have improved slightly in this category), you absolutely remain the worst Midweek Madness recapper ever.
Except it's not the sugar, it's the phosphorus. #theonlythingieverlearnedfromdroz
Sorry, this is my first Kinja gif! Witches' Brew is just that gross.
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I didn't watch any of the beheading videos, but I sympathized with each of the families who lost their loved ones.
They robbed the jewels in 2008 and were convicted 9 years later. In the future?
I enjoy Ellie Shechet Midweek Madness. Two thumbs up, would read again. I laughed, I cried, I was glad it wasn't Jia!
This disappoints me as Fitness is a MUCH better magazine than Shape. It drove me nuts when Shoppers Drug Mart and my local grocery stores stopped carrying Fitness and literally the only place I could buy it was Walmart. Now I will either be happy when a good magazine becomes more easily available, or sad when a…
Whoa, where's the SPOILER ALERT on the Thelma and Louise ending?! I feel like Charli XCX fans are young enough not to necessarily know and might resent having it ruined so needlessly.
The shade of Leo DiCaprio when he won for Wolf of Wall Street and flat out told the HFPA that it was not a comedy! Although get still took the trophy and gave his little speech...
I used a Ouija board in high school and we were contacted by our friend's deceased mother. It was horrifying. Our friend freaked out, cried hysterically, and we just sort of sat there screaming "it wasn't me, I swear I would never do something like that!" The spirit also said things that only her mother would have…
Everything about Mark is better than Jia.
TL;DR - Boring night makes boring story. I wonder if Nicholas Sparks wrote all his novels on Black Friday too!