Some call it a joke.

So you are down with CTE now?

How many keyboards do you go through while typing these stories? I feel like the dumpster at your office must be a mass grave of smashed keyboards.

Thanks for showing us the exception to Betteridge’s law 

“Cotton-picking” is a relatively common adjective among Southerners of a certain age, and it means about the same as “dadgum” to them.

Bossie is from Boston. Nice try though.

Cool story. Bossie is from Boston

You are supposed to use a lambic for this.

highly doubt it was wrapped in duct tape. Pretty sure it would be wrapped in aluminum foil.

Anyone else wondering what porn he’s watching in that photo?

but even if theyven if they did

So Dictionary.com is really just a haven for clickbait?

I don’t even Kerr about this post

I don’t understand. Just last week I recommended an abortion to my mistress.

Just had to decline softball this year. It’s where I suffered the initial injury.

Figured biking would be my only option, but still holding out hope to play ball again. To do that, I need to run, or closely mimic it.

Just for reference, I am almost 13 months removed from the same surgery, and have yet to begin a consistent running regime due to stiffness/soreness and muscle issues.

huh. Didn’t realize my neighbor is basically the Secretary of the Interior.

“Within the community that are most concerned about it.”

I am not kidding, saw this video on Twitter last night without any context and was wondering why the Hawks thought it was a good idea to put someone with down syndrome in for this shtick.