I’m sure this dude is proud of what he tried to do, and shows it off to his friends.

Durant himself has spoken to this. 7-footers had traditionally been post-up players when he came up.

A shity dude in MMA? Now I’ve seen everything

Twins fans: We are cursed by the Yankees.
Yankees fans: What’s a twin?

Really disappointed this wasn’t a one-word story: Don’t.

came here to say 1919 is a great root beer. 

How can his hand still look small with the forced perspective?

Counterpoint, fuck “their” party.

I like the blue, but the green SUV is still my fav from them.

Would we say the outcome of this game is an aparth-tied?

I bet you enjoy knowing a large portion of people hate you.

Got it. It’s better to aid and abet criminals and keep them safe. 

Just get a backhoe and keep digging, it’ll be faster than the shovel you’re using.

Disingenuous in that everything he said is accurate, but didn’t add a caveat that only Miami fans care about.

It’s almost like you haven’t heard of the Reddit sub thanosdidnothingwrong

Why are people in Philly so shitty?

Hollywood Handbook is the best podcast you can listen to, and it only takes 20-30 episodes to “get it”

States’ rights only matter if the property you are trying to regulate is alive?

Don’t. Hit. Kids.

“Only dog can judge me” - 2 Paw Shakur