“So who cares” is my motto now.

Buddy is not young. This is his age 24 season

At least the website can clear up the hectic mess:

don’t forget about affirmative action

“What the hell am I going to do with all this mud then?”

I feel like Guy Fieri is the only celebrity chef that could fuck up burning a steak.

So he will be spending 40 days and 40 nights on the DL?

Frogs just got a little less cool

I don’t think you know how saran wrap works.

Lets cancel the All-Star game unless we want more tragedy.

The halftime show was a cleetus safari.

Don’t they realize they are doing this to “their” own neighborhood?

So we have Honest Abe, and now Dishonest Donald.

Remember that time your incorrectly recounted what Deadspin had a problem with regarding Ray Rice and NFL discipline?

He’s not 400. Dudes that are 400+ need seat belt extenders if they want to wear a seat belt.

Clearly this pastry measures 6'2", 239lbs

This information isn’t right at all.

MSU has come under fire after its board of trustees voted in support of Simon on Friday, even though it was recently revealed that Simon was among the MSU staffers who were warned about Nassar’s sexual abuse as early as 1992.

“You spelled white wrong.”

Such a subtle burn on Philly always looking like trash