I think that was my deal, too. I forget which was my first console FPS— Goldeneye or Turok. I never owned a 64 so I just went to my friend’s houses for that. I had a Playstation.

Jeez. And I was excited when Dogmeat came running up to me carrying a sledgehammer.

Man gets eaten by crocodile!

They were set to passive. They’re just my personal walking trash cans.

Deadpool brought cherry drink because he’s zany. I laughed so hard that I got fired from my job. I’ve set up a gofundme account for survivors of being fired for laughing too hard at Deadpool for drinking cherry drink. Please help.

Oh, no. No no no no no. When I play, I have to have everything. I have 4 companions following me in New Vegas just so they can carry my literally metric ton of crap I find in the wastes for no good reason. I carry 12 different guns for mildly different situations. I have an array of snacks because my courier deserves…

Sounds sexy

This reminds me a lot of a build I was trying to sell my friend on. She wanted a PC that could handle a bit of gaming, and so I offered to build her one, but she apparently didn’t trust that... then she asked me what I thought of some $600 PC that had subpar parts, and I told her those were subpar parts. I showed her…

There used to be Japanese restaurant in the town I grew up in that served green tea ice cream after your meal. They used these really cheap plastic spoons that had really thin sides. I have scars on the inside of my mouth from slicing it up with these spoons. If you’re wondering “how the Fug do you do that”, I eat ice…

It’s a post-apocalypse setting. Dogs phasing through objects and broken machines are old hat. I admire Bethesda’s drive to create a truly immersive experience.

This is how I lived during the last few years of college. I had a mug, a fork, and a small pot. Good times.

Use the force to see what lies beyond your vision.

Yes. I pledge my undying love to Holly Jameson, and this couple she speaks of are my new deities.

Don’t worry; I got this.

Ser Sanders is a 10th level mage. He used the ambient sulphur around yon lady’s buttocks to craft a defense against hellfire spell.

I want this to win

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