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So Alito is getting his support from a dude at a time when we weren’t even a country yet. We’re so far gone I can’t even.

The cruel nostalgia for the good old days of complete disregard for women’s lives is the point. Dude had to reach all the way back to the 17th century Puritanism for support of a ruling designed to affect 21st century lives. When they believed placing the father’s hat on a laboring woman’s belly relieved childbirth

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TAKE YOUR GODDAMN STAR

Probably more of a Miller High Life thing instead

This guy is a real jerk.

The whole thing strikes me as odd, because both times I’ve been to Hawaii, the last thing I’ve wanted to do is even see any other people, let alone hit them.

Somewhere Shia LaBeouf is seething that he’s no longer the most unhinged actor in Hollywood. I guess The Nick Nolte Academy has a new award winner.

I have a perfectly clean police record.  I’ll do all their roles, Hollywood!

For someone as seemingly progressive as Miller, they sure do not have any kind of sense of how entitled haoles stole Hawaii from Hawaiians; or how the attitude and privilege behind their personal actions essentially amplify the reverberations of past wrongs. 

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Man the studios are not having good luck finding lead actors these days.

Warner Bros. set to announce that T.J. Miller will be taking over the Flash franchise.

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

It’s actually several Millers time over there

It’s definitely not “Miller Time” at Warner Brothers!

The “judge” who overturned the mask mandates is in Florida, land of DeScrotis. And a Trump appointee. Enough said.

If you build a time machine and travel back to 2019 or earlier, you do not need to wear a mask on public transportation. If you’re living in 2022, keep wearing it.

Of course the judge who overruled this is a Trumpist dream (Florida woman, looks like a physical mixture of Boebert and MTG, clerked for Clarence Thomas, appointed by Trump, deemed Not Qualified by the ABA) and the MAGAts are praising Jesus and Trump for the end of mask tyranny.

What is even the point of having a federal government in this stupid country if they can’t even enforce some fucking public health and safety measures