Tucker Carlson has his top men writing him a segment about how this is an evil plot by the Left to force him to drink at least 50% of his coffee before he can become physically aroused by the picture of the Starbucks mermaid.

Yet here we still are, so apparently their strategy works. Yell about vulture VCs buying a company and running it into the ground, but still come to the site, view the ads and engage in the chat.

Ok, boomer.

Misprint?
Sounds more like the cup company loaded the stock (printed logo on one side and wax/waterproof on the other) into the machine upside down so that it was cut/folded/glued it was inside out.
That supplier obviously failed completely on the QC and shipped unusable products to their customer.

I let out a literal guffaw of joy when I read this it was just blasted funny!

I’m going to take a photo of one of these rare cups and sell it as an NFT. That’ll be $10,000 please

“Order your coffee extra hot, pour directly onto your own genitals”

“We are the coffee now” and “We get in the cup and the coffee drinks us.”

I’m eagerly awaiting my directives from Tucker Carlson on this!

Just off the top of my head...

They get mad that Starbucks exists (it’s overpriced, it tastes burnt, etc). They get mad that Starbucks cups don’t say Merry Christmas year-round. They get mad if young people drink that coffee, but are also inconsolable that it takes 3 whole minutes to get THEIR coffee because young people don’t want to work…

Sure, Starbucks can make their cups all white, but it’s all of the sudden a problem when I try to make things whiter.

Pretty sure conservatives are going to be mad about this for some reason.

No worries. I couldn’t listen to his banal drone for another minute. I think I’m sterile from having listened to him.

Source? I know the people you’re talking about, but I was under the impression that Jobst cut ties once they were unmasked as such. I was actually specifically recommended him as a replacement for one of the previous speedrun documentarians that was at the center of that whole debacle.

If anyone wants to write a browser extension that lets me know when I’m consuming content from racists, I’d appreciate it.

Karl Jobst is tight with the wretched-ass Goldeneye white nationalist crew that got banned from GDQ after being outed as a bunch of nazi freaks. Please do not give him traffic. Cheers

That’s exactly what I was going to say. In a world where so many people double-, triple-, and quadruple-down on their ignorant comments and selfish actions (e.g., the Ice Poseidon story from yesterday), this is the most refreshing and humble thing I’ve seen in a long time.

That’s... actually one of the more gracious ways to admit cheating I’ve ever seen. Admitting, deleting all the fake stuff, and paying back the money. Deleting the socials is probably a wise decision for his own sake. More people should do that regardless of admission of guilt.

Erm eats much of his meat at his local Whole Foods, writing in an Instagram story highlight that he thinks “it’s funny to do it in front of people.”