this is great, but NOTHING compares to dumpy the frumpy meerkat

Tangentially related, but I just don't get Lindsey Wixson. I feel sorry for her because she's someone I can honestly see being bullied as a youngin' (unlike, say, Tyra), so I don't want to face shame her, but daaaamn as a model. The model "look" for the past decade or so has been odd.

Reese speaks a myriad of languages, including perfectly accented French. Laura Jeanne pronounces all the letters because THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE THERE FOR.

That's not Reese. That's Laura Jeanne.

Ok, I'm old as dirt and can someone please explain who the hell is Cara Delevigninenegg? From my scatterbrained pop culture consumption I think she's a model? And she's gay and has large eyebrows? But why is she a thing?

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The part where she says "this has nothing to do with genetics," talking about her mom not having a "full-on fat-girl diet," etc.

Ha! I know your fine establishment.

I think Dennis Leary wore it better.

I just posted about three above with the original BITCH pin as well as pics of her with her other commonly worn pin, "#1 Bitch". She was the real deal.

What is this, like a Mormon naughtiness bracket?

Milanjo???? Like the COOKIES? This one gets my vote.

"Same damn mind/Same damn eyes/Probably gonna end up with the same damn wife" So… What is the triplet version of twincest?

Beyonce ugly cry - new example for an oxymoron? Right up there with jumbo shrimp and political ethics.

Bemoan the untimely demise of Apt 23 with me, y'all. A great loss, he was fantastic. I'm still mourning.

"I started to read it, but I got confused,"

Ok, butter in coffee? I thought that was a joke from the Simpsons! Jesus fuck, I didn't know anyone really did that!

This shit is actual gold.

Are those crumpets?! My dad likes to refer to those holes as "specialized butter pockets".

The craziest thing I've read is that movie theatre popcorn used to be cooked in coconut oil Which is delicious and one of the most nutritious fats out there. And then everyone freaked out about saturated fat and they switched to "heathly" partially hydrogenated oils! FAN-EFFING-TASTIC, health people!