Another Cat Marnell post, another illustration of her complete irrelevance. IIRC, she was the Gawker EIC 's roommates girfriend who does like sooooo many drugs and just fucks everybody. So deep. So edgy.

Alone. She will drink alone.

The Queen Elizabeth costume is EVERYTHING. Nobody else needs to do costumes, ever again.

If she were, say, mocking elderly people by wearing an adult diaper and drooling, then yes, I would say that is offensive to old folks. But she looks like a beautiful nice older version of herself. Not all costumes have a deeper message. This one is just cool! She likes to show off her master costuming skills (or the…

Also, Melissa and Sandy trick or treated together.

I think my birth really set the tone for my relationship with my mother. She went into labor two weeks early and I was all "Get me the fuck out of here before your uterus crushes me!" but her cervix was all "No way I'm dilating! You're going nowhere!" And that's pretty much how things have been ever since.

Oh man, I forgot that clause where if you haven't given birth to a baby you aren't http://jezebel.com/enormous-14-po… Tru Womyn (TM)