Such a pretty alien.

Same page. Same backstory. Maybe that's why we went that way?

I'm trying to gauge my level of cynicism for thinking that a big part of putting her in there was to try and start rebuilding her brand as the hot-bodied sex-pot post pregnancy. That body ain't a lie.

She is so beautiful in that picture are the top. Poor thing.

Nope. Reminds me of this gem from "The Face".

I don't know what I was expecting from her, but this is significantly better.

I'm getting major Naomi Watts vibes off this one.

I love CD too, but I think she looks wrong in this show. It just doesn't seem to suit her.

You're French! Your opinion on this don't count! Cigarettes and white bread only.

Kidding. Obviously.

JUDY JUDY JUDY. I just had a surprise glitter 'splosion. Thanks!

She's an idiot. She's challenging a popular incumbent with a 66% approval rating in a primary, and she's making misstep after misstep. So. I'm happy she's running?

It's funny. Despite all the assertions otherwise, I feel like Ramsay is a decent guy, who if you aren't a total fucking idiot is respectful. He may play up the dick thing in Hell's Kitchen, but it seems like it's directed at incompetence that could actually hurt others, like unsanitary food handling. I like him.

Possibly. Also, it was snowing in New York yesterday. And everyone is sick. I want a haz-mat suit.

Yes. I put bacon and golden raisins in mine, because why not.

I want to set that Dior dress on fire.

Also, fuck you Dior for making me think about James Frey.

2 thoughts: I love the alien that is Coco Rocha.

Doesn't Hilaria Thomas use Baldwin as her surname now? Regardless, she's looking way more mature doyenne here than a woman of 29.

I am mesmerized by her thigh jiggle. It makes me squee. That's a good thing.

Seriously. I feel like Robin Roberts should just be a damn DC heroine already.

That looks more pouty child than smolder.

You left out the part where one look from them makes your pants disintegrate, because I'm pretty sure that gif just got me knocked up.