Not to mention how taken aback people get when you just call their baby “it”. Jeez.

Do I send my application straight to Harvard or is the footstool position with a sub-contractor?

Trump is probably sad you don’t compare him to Mussolini instead...

I’m not sure I’d say he has a point...

Her husband is quoted, interviewed on the same panel, yet not a word about him making similar sacrifices.

reddit is where assholes go when they’ve run out of articles to circle-jerk over at breitbart.

Sign me up for that cell :P

Stopped reading at “tore up the man”. Now I’m feeling all nice and fuzzy.

To be fair the whole “Wall Street” excuse is usually just double-speak for “dares to run for president while female”

“Diarrhea is like a thunderstorm, raging inside you”?

Man, I’ve done this several times when there’s been a line at the men’s room. Do I get a bigot medal? I guess it has to be at a Target so I bet that’s a no... :(

A mere sex toy cannot provide the emotional support and labour a man obviously deserves from a woman...........

Oh god. I must’ve caught it going down on my ex while she was on her period. I can’t possibly have long to live.

To be fair, he did have an ouchie in his right foot. Or was it left foot. Doesn’t matter; an ouchie in his wherever.

Because *thinking* before you speak is apparently “political correctness gone mad” now. There is a big difference between frankness and stupid insensitivity.

Then... *she* broke the curse.

Only non-sentient lumps of biological matter*

I’d still take 50-80% until said super-vaccine is developed, though

To be fair the words “warm, maternal, soft” are a dealbreaker in themselves. A toast to fucking actual grit!

Well, we get our upbringing from popular culture nowadays and popular culture tells us there are two kinds of women: Those that love you at first sight and those that eventually give in to your love after repeated creepy, obsessive behaviour and coercion.