Assure her that the chances of them being falsely accused are miniscule compared to the chances of them being convicted if they actually comitted such a crime~

Please, it was just “a slight error in judgment”... Boys will be boys... etc.

Please do not include me in your “we”

Oh good, I can accept her as a woman, then...

72 pounds in 4 months??? Why the hell isn’t the scientific community studying this impossible miracle!

“GodwhyamIherewithallthesenarrowmindedmiddleagedmisogynists Iwannaleavenow” -Representative male model, probably

Considering how self-conscious they seemed to feel around those hot young studs mentioned later in the article... I guess deep down their appearance matters after all! :D

You’ll have to pry my pitchfork from my cold, dead hands!

Don’t be silly, women don’t have feelings. They’re just landfills for men to dump *their* feelings into.

Seems like it would be more effective to just treat both “males” and “females” as *people* and not different sets of naughty bits.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Trust me, a lot of men hate it too. Well, at least I do.

Get a t-shirt that says “DEAL WITH IT”.

May all these women puke and shit on their scumbag husbands during sex. Amen.

I’ve gone my whole life without learning the term “emotional labour”. It is now the most hated two words in my lexicon.

One of the greatest final boss fights in roleplaying game history neatly ignores the “game” part. Click prompts until the “game” tells you to “have feels”.

It’s a slippery slope. First one bra and before you know it, hordes of uncivilized, braless women roam the street, clamouring for a piece of dat Iglesias. Hold on to your toxic stingray tails and pray!

You’d do great as an evolutionary psychologist! :D

Doing my part (?) by feeling uncomfortable asking for more money, despite being in possession of a dick.

Not gonna lie, I would’ve felt a tiny, tiny twinge of regret if I were your ex in this situation