The words “engaged” and “fee-awn-say” do too. This isn’t Jezebel and not everyone is going to presume that relationships are some polyamorous non-binary cistransatastic love quadrangle. Especially when using words in the English language that have well established definitions.

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

I dnt play them games

People are upset bc of the claim of ‘best,’ I’m upset bc I thought this would be about teleportation.

yea, so I kind of toss actual science out the window when the questions is:

Point well made, but you can still get shot/stabbed before you teleport and just bleed out somewhere else.

The best super power would the ability to inhabit another person’s body and control them. You want to eat to excess, take heroin, engage in high risk sex, shoplift expensive items, simply step into someone’s body and they deal with the results of your behavior later. Obviously, you could ruin anyone’s reputation…

“I beg to differ” - Mr. Fantastic’s crotch

False. 24 hour time travel to the past is the best.

Invisibility is clearly the best superpower. Now, nevermind that bangin pun for a second and let me explain why. You can rob everyone, relive all those pervy 80's movie pranks that you fantasized about doing, kill without being identified, and get into all the movies for free.

I’d fight you about it, but being invulnerable, you’d win. So I’ll insult your mother and fly away.

Nope. Suicide box. That thing that appears at the other end isn’t you, it just thinks it is.

Not to get all pissy on you, but it was the Russians that were about to capture Hitler, not the US, when he killed himself.

I saw Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark for the first time when I was in 5th grade. Afterwards, and not knowing of the full historical picture, I went up to my parents and excitedly said I wanted to be a Nazi for Halloween. Their response was not what I expected, to put it mildly.

See my German immigrant great grandmother had a different approach. She said Hitler had some good ideas but he just went a little too far. She was a fascinating woman. She also had a mustache and I think she wore a wig.

Correction: Hitler was about to be taken by The Russians when he offed himself.

15 for Schindler’s List? I was 28 and had nightmares. I'm 33 now and probably still can't watch it again.

Say what you want about Adolf Hitler, but he did kill Hitler.

I remember watching the Sound of Music with my mom when I was a kid and thinking, you know what, these Nazis aren’t so bad.

Ray Lewis: What the hell is this? Were they trying to make fun of me?!