I just use bitten/ripped off fingernails. They’re free.

Glad I watched the clip before I joined the “That Guy” club.

So I guess I’ll be the one that says it. The phrase is “All intents and purposes.” Intensive purposes doesn’t make any sense.

For all intents and purposes....

*intents and purposes

You might not realize it, but November surfing in non coastal locations is fucking HUGE in the East.

Welcome to Columbia, MD. Home of the chain restaurant.

This looks like it was designed by a 14 year old from 1997 who was paid with a 12 pack of Surge.

Will the moat keep out smallpox?

I’ve often said the only thing missing from the Fedex field experience is a dedicated mosquito preserve on premises.

ive been saying the same for years. if Jeep was given the go ahead to build a wrangler based pickup (especially with that glorious retro front end) it would sell like crazy. they would need to play keep away from the Ram 1500 to avoid in house competition, however i figure you market those to two different groups.…

Your pizza tastes are bad and you should feel bad.

It is well-established that Republicans are more charitable givers and volunteer more than Democrats. (Sources: Huffington Post, The Chronicle of Philanthropy, The Federal Agency for Service and Volunteering.) If you count stuff like hand-wringing over who had more Oscar nominations, you might have a point.

When I first moved in with my now wife she insisted I stop folding frozen pizzas in half and eating them taco-style. My thought is why dirty a plate or pizza cutter/knife?

she refuses to let me continue the usage of my beach towels

If you don’t penalize for reaching across the table, I’m taking Manute Bol as my beer pong partner. He’d just reach across and drop the balls into the cups. He would also probably have some great stories about not being alive anymore.

“they’ve cleared about $10 more in cap space.”

Eagles trades show former coach not still running the team

Howie Roseman is the youngest man on the planet named Howie, right behind Howie Kendrick

Why is Doug Peterson getting rid of only blackguys? DATS RAYCISS