I’d sell my emotions for $5mil.

Of course not, silly goose.

Would it get me to watch tennis? No.

Fair enough. My go-to is old tried-and-true repression!

Checks and balances. I like it.

So I get that crushes are a natural impulse, but natural impulses aren’t always healthy, and shouldn’t always be encouraged.

Right, like I have a crush on Puja Patel. I don’t think that’s weird.

Take solace in the fact that she seems to only be taking on roles that her father won't want to talk about at parties.

Oh go step on a Lego.

Stop pushing this myth.

I’ve probably done worse.

You two are so gracious.

Thank you for wording my thoughts is a far more eloquent way than me could.

I’m amazed no one related your story to your screen name yet.

This is a responsible and adult way to handle the situation. It doesn’t delve into BS philosophical excuses about “who I’m really telling FOR”.

[Additional Gilmour Girls reference]

I cannot tell you how excited I would be to see that happen.

I might actually try to watch some!

You joke, but that would actually prompt me to watch the Olympics.

An epidemic.