I ain’t sayin, I’m just sayin. A girl who meets a stranger at a hotel and ends the night by jumping on the hood of his car might not be the victim. Or she might be. But lets everyone jump to conclusions with 1/3 of the facts, shall we?

That would be rape in my book, sure. I feel like this whole story is pretty shady, though, for both parties. It also seems she jumped on the hood of his car and was hurt when she fell off.

A woman cries rape about a rich NFL player. Unless you were there, you don't know exactly what happened. This will likely result in a settlement for her, and if she was a Prost, that may have been her plan. Or not. You don't know.

Are auditioning for a job with the NFL?

Right.

You marry a girl that can keep a secret... at least for a few years until she gets it published on deadspin...

You’re not an alien, but you should be captured and selectively bred in order to eradicate this phenomenon from the human race. Shweats are the worst.

Skyline Chili is actually amazing.

Giants fan!

It’s your responsibility as a 4-seasooner to try to fling snow onto said idiots as you drive over their ice chunks.

I’ll add this...