I’m really grateful for journalists taking care to report suicide compassionately and responsibly, so thank you. For anyone who is interested, the Samaritans guidelines are pretty good, IMO: http://www.samaritans.org/media-centre/m…

EDIT: Oh, and for the people complaining that this is clearly ‘POLITICAL CORRECTNESS…

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

“HOW WAS THIS EVER PUBLISHED?”

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

Well what are YOU doing to stop the spread of American Sign Language?

The guy with the fro who started off saying ASL encapsulates the parts I don't like about this campaign.

Also being in "daily contact" with this woman who's ethnicity beguiles him so? And putting her up at expensive hotels so she can visit him? I would consider that an affair if my husband was doing it (LOL! As if we have money. LOL forever). Even if no one was touching their swimsuit areas together.

So the real way to win Ben Stein's money is to be a hot woman with a sob story. Got it.

I find it interesting that Ben Stein seems to be admitting to being in an open marriage?

"In my mind, I am a young Southern politician. I go up to each person who looks at all interesting and say something like, "Hi, I'm George Wallace and if there's anything I can do for you here in Clio, Alabama, just let me know."

ya'll got some weird looking penises.

Caliban is a total "Nice Guy". He kills Proteus, and then whines about being all alone in the world. He rages about his traumatic birth, yet demands Victor subject a random woman to the same. People shun him because of his looks, but his bride better be a hottie. And don't get me started with how he reacted to Maude.…

Wow! That actually makes sense. He's a virgin because He can only do it with dead people and "pleasures himself to pictures of sexy corpses.

I think Victor's a necrophiliac... The possessed Vanessa seemed to imply so.

Vivi is the only character worth caring about.

yup.

FINALLY!!

well gamers are pretty gross so i guess it makes sense