sorry alex, twitter just wasn’t feline you.

College football has spring scrimmages that still attract a stupidly high number of fans for bigger schools, and you still have teams that effectively make a “preseason” schedule by scheduling terrible FCS sides within the first few weeks.

More baffling than these games existing, are the people who actually go to the game. I truly don’t get it.

can they ask him for the deets on all of the black activists the fbi has murdered

“He’s never been involved,”

“We, the corporate-ass employer who just fired a ton of his compatriots because we’re hemorrhaging subscribers and money, asked him to acquiesce to our dumb demand, and he agreed to go along with as if he knew what was good for him.”

yeah he’s supposed to be quite an ugly man. Sigh hollywood adaptations.

I loooooove (it’s a lot of O’s worth) the Cormoran Strike novels, even if the last one has left me extremely angry. But no way is Cormoran Strike that attractive.

You can’t make a horror story out of Trump’s election that is worse than what is actually happening. I’m supposed to give a shit about some rich white lady who is afraid of clowns? Thanks, but I’m sticking to the horror stories of families who are living in fear of being torn apart and deported, for starters.

Honestly, this looks like a spoof that Funny or Die would do on AHS. As excited as I am to see Alison Pill working again, it just all looks ridiculous and like, joyless silliness. SMDH.

Actually, pretty much the only story I could find about someone who damaged his eye from looking at an eclipse was a guy who stared at it for about 20 seconds with his right eye on a dare in 1962.

Bullshit. All moneymaking ventures are frauds. Every single one.

Nick Denton wouldve gone blind with me

Jon Snow giving up the throne without talking to his siblings or the Northern lords even though Dany promised to help even if he didn’t was the moment I was 100% done with him. He’s not even worth talking about anymore.

As editor in chief of Splinter, I must state that Splinter does not endorse Hamilton Nolan’s views about the eclipse. I do, however, support him emotionally.

Deus ex Coldhands, for real. Does he just hang around waiting for idiot nephews?

Don’t forget the Hound fucking everything up because he’s bored and wants to throw rocks.

So The Night King goes for the big flying dragon rather than the closer one that’s stationary and to boot has all the main cast on it? Gee what a surprise.

I’m sorry but the only Stark worth a single goddamn is Uncle Benjen

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.