Shit, they finally elected Ricky Rubio?

Is losing your fourth leading scorer a big deal? Because it’s Saturday morning and I’m lounging in bed while my girlfriend is out of town (if you care, I’ll be getting high tonight and sitting on the couch watching bad movies and eating waffles and ice cream), here are all NBA teams’ fourth leading scorers.

Looks like Big 10 Basketball; first one to 50 wins.

The City doesn’t own the Packers, nor indeed is there any restriction limiting share ownership to Wisconsin residents, or even American citizens (in fact, the team cleared Canadian regulatory hurdles and made a CA-specific offering in 2012). Anyone can buy a piece.

How do the Mara’s not make this list?

Tomsula actually has to pull double duty as the sawduster for stadium barf.

Trick question: Trump doesn’t drink.

I honestly hope when the players inevitably strike in 2021 they get Tomsula instituted as the new commissioner

There should be a Deadspin ranking of the top 5 worst owners of the NFL.

Covfefe’s Law.

Supporters of the name think they’re not racist because they saw Dances with Wolves in the theater.

“Buy two Skins season tickets and get a free bundle of tiki torches!”

And after all that, still only the second worst administration in Washington.

Opiate epidemic, international trade and the ARTS! next up: all of science.

Mayweather can READ better than Connor can box.

Look man, I know this is a grimy cash grab.. This is a complete insult to both sports and a complete farce. I know that there is no way that McGregor can win- but! Since November 2016 we live in a fucking madhouse. Up is down, left is right, dogs meow and cats bark. And here is the thing, since the inmates are running…

Scocca thinks he’s sandbagging to some mysterious end; what I can’t figure out is how that would benefit him to the point where he’d masquerade as a clown in all available footage of him boxing.

I hope you aren’t referring to the huge swinging punches he throws in that video. Those are so slow Floyd can have Stephen A Smith blow him between dodges.

Why did they slow down the video?

I mean this is all some evil genius plan right? Like he knows Mayweather is looking at this clip and is just trolling us all?