That paragraph is just gold.

Though she would clearly like to see Dave in one.

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

Oh this looks great, I’m so in!

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

Bill O’Brien is also the least-convincing pottymouth in football history.

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

OK, let’s go ahead and respond to this dipshit assertion, because people always make it on these posts. Generally, I ignore it because it’s so obviously fucking stupid, but we’re going to do this here and now. This is such a basically obvious point that I’d think anyone capable of tying their own shoes would get it,…

But then you would lower the need for government assistance, which would scale back the employment for programs like welfare, which would then give less topics for political pundits to fight over, which would kill ratings/page views, which would kill jobs. Won't someone think about the political columnists?!

I don’t understand how you can be so mistaken. There are five lights.

I don’t understand how you can be so mistaken. There are five lights.

Very cool interview.

“Hey Cam, you’re so fast. You’re working the judges table AND you’re in the ring? Keep up the good work.”

The most offensive part of this story is that it took 40 minutes to make 3 pancakes at a diner. A DINER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DINER IS?! That's a goddamn travesty.

SRSLY! “I ordered you to have a loving relationship with your father.”

Did the judge actually listen to herself say this?

In Texas it’s 12. My stepsons told the judge they wanted to live with us on the younger one’s 12th birthday. Their lunatic lying mom lost custody and power over us that day.

It sounds like she openly adores the father, too. She's unbelievably open about her bias in the transcript.

She also ordered that the kids be kept away from each other in detention. This woman is demented.

This is pretty much EXACTLY what happened to me during my parents divorce. My father was an abusive, selfish, cruel asshole who almost broke my mother’s hand (to say nothing of the years of emotional abuse. My brothers were spared that bullshit, thank god, it was just my mom & I that had to deal with it) & I refused…

Well fuck me sideways. I’ve worked in juvenile justice facilities, and the idea that a judge would send a 9 and 10 year old — assuming against all reason that the 15 year old has actually done some unnamed thing to deserve this — to one to teach their older brother and mother a lesson defies fucking reason. If the…