If it was a dox of people on an LGBT dating site that was specifically set up to facilitate infidelity, I am certain the hilarity on Gawker would take weeks to die down.

“How do you know they are cheating?”

What, just like “heres a list of women and LGBT people”? What are you talking about dude? People who cheat on spouses: assholes. Women and LGBT people: normal people that did nothing wrong.

That paragraph is just gold.

Though she would clearly like to see Dave in one.

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

Oh this looks great, I’m so in!

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

USA...USA....USA....USA........USA........!!!!!! guys??.....guys... U....S......A!!

Bill O’Brien is also the least-convincing pottymouth in football history.

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

Hey, here’s our first moron now!

It is a complete fantasy that there is nothing to use against Bernie. They’ll find something, or they’ll make “socialist” sound like Hitler’s second coming. It will likely be as ridiculous as emailgate, birth certificategate, Whitewatergate, and Swift Boatgate. But it will stick just as hard as all of these…

It is depressing, isn’t it?

The highly contaigous case of Clinton Derangement Syndrome is apparently still virulent.

“Exactly how much her insistence on opaque, private control over digital communications will mangle her chances is still in question.”

It really, really isn’t in question. “Exactly how much” is zero. The end. I mean, I’m sure you guys and many others in the media can spend months and months writing breathless stories…

So it’s more Philip K. Dick than Michael Crichton.

Yeah but he’s playing The Purple Man on the Jessica Jones Netflix show so he’s already in the MCU.

OK, let’s go ahead and respond to this dipshit assertion, because people always make it on these posts. Generally, I ignore it because it’s so obviously fucking stupid, but we’re going to do this here and now. This is such a basically obvious point that I’d think anyone capable of tying their own shoes would get it,…

But then you would lower the need for government assistance, which would scale back the employment for programs like welfare, which would then give less topics for political pundits to fight over, which would kill ratings/page views, which would kill jobs. Won't someone think about the political columnists?!