my company already does this for that exact reason, but we don’t use slack (obviously.) its a pretty standard feature in most business chat programs, but its only useful to specific orgs so most people never know it exists unless an admin screws up the settings and opens it up too widely

yeah, its so weird that people get offended by someone stealing and killing a baby version of the single most beloved human companion in the history of our species and making clothing out of them. can’t imagine why ‘puppy murder’ might be the line that ‘people’ wont cross.

‘“It’s really bothered me that here we have this battle that is one of the most significant battles in the western world in nearly half a century, but Hollywood has been afraid to tell these stories’

getting a whole bunch of innocent people killed as revenge for a group of our out of control mercenaries in a battle…

society, when we decided that some animals are pets and thus stealing them from their owners, killing them and carving them up for pleasure is the sign of diseased mind?

lets be honest, those rules were given because the teacher knew he’d be too deep into his nightly 5th of bourbon to finish grading if every kid wrote more than 3 pages.

‘um, i’m not lazy, i’m teaching you an important lessen about brevity that also means i can get a few rounds of call of duty in before i pass out in…

his breakfast, if you look past the specific named items he mentions, is just oatmeal with some stuff in it. fancy stuff that a rich person would buy, sure- but its still oatmeal.

i hadn’t seen the movie in forever, but apparently she decides to kill and skin the puppies because the male character writes a mean ditty about her because she’s a jerk to him, so i guess that is the angle they’ll go with. because drowning and skinning puppies is a proportional response to being made fun of for being…

i grew up near-ish to where she did and have some mutual acquaintances. i didn’t realize her stage name was from that same family until someone told me though

i just can’t see any way in which disney pulls off a compelling origin story for someone who’s life goal is to skin 101 puppies and wear their skin. 

that’s the origin story of a john wick villain

she was raised in upstate (plattsburgh or one of the surrounding towns) where it might as well be the 1950's as far as demographics, social mores or political views go.

i felt like it couldn’t decide if it was a comedy or a gritty crime story and it really caused me to lose interest quickly

in a world where a 500 buck TV and a 200 buck soundbar are just as good as going to a theater, this isn’t wild

yeah, see, i wouldn’t have invited a native american person (or, any person) on my light hearted comedy podcast to discuss a video game called ‘custers revenge’ in which the second sentence in the wikipedia description is ‘the game gained notoriety owing to its goal of raping native american women.’ I think i can…

‘Most podcasts like that are just middle class people doing a hobby that gives them trivial amounts of income’

and these are professional comedians who were hired by a podcasting company that is owned by a major media conglomerate to talk about something they don’t seem invested in, with a rotating group of other…

because its a recommendation page with an attached discussion page where its expected people will discuss the stuff they recommend? HDTGP is at best lazy and often insulting (when they don’t bother to research the game and end up crapping on a perfectly serviceable game that just happens to be aimed at a fandom they…

HDTGM is basically someone reading an old cracked article called ‘5 weird SNES games to read about while taking a dump in 2013' while somehow making it less interesting

but also oddly, the number of starbucks is pretty in line with other states, so either people in the NE are drinking a lot more caffeine then other places, or they’re driving non fast food sources out

louisiana would be gone even without climate change. the delta that we think of as constituting most of southern LA is very vulnerable to erosion from the ocean. historically, this is offset by the mississippi river flooding, picking up debris and then pushing said debris down and depositing it at the ocean, building…

I don’t buy it. She runs like a welshman

Actual poor people dont have the time or energy to engage in this sort of bullshit after theyve finished working their 3rd job to hopefully be able to pay off the water bill this month. These are decently set white people who are mad they arent gifted an easy factory job just for being born