Why does joe biden keep saying this isnt who we are, even though it is who we are? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did we let the canadian child of one of the guys who killed kennedy come here again?

honestly, the character that really highlights my thoughts on fey is the dr. character she played on kimmy. i just can’t reconcile the idea that the person who thought that whole subplot was apparently a total hoot could pull off a character like lil sebastion without completely fucking it up

whether or not they tried to make the characters better people is somewhat beside the point. that was a show that thought that ‘dong’ was a fantastic idea for a character. when i say ‘mean streak,’ that is what i’m referring to.

my dogs periodically hook themselves on 3 foot cable charging a cell phone and hurl it across the room. if i had to rig a 20+ foot cable across my entire living room and try and play i might as well just invite a poltergeist to live with me, because this place would become a vortex of flying consoles and controllers…

i can’t see how it works- fey and carlock have a mean streak in their writing that i can’t see leading to a schur-esque place. And the limitations of the format seems like it would block any sort of teeth if the goal was to lean toward the veep-esque dark comedy

by the time it becomes easy to buy a console that could even reasonably try and play this game i figure it will probably be a totally different experience anyway

anyone who opposes the government giving away tax dollars to underserving big corporations is a damn dirty communist. probably use it to buy some vaccines and dump them in the drinking water to steal our vital essence 

‘that burning pile of tires is super historical, but good luck finding a spot for that homeless shelter’

see, this is why we need to know this. i don’t want to be known as the guy who was washed away trying to void 2 days of swedish MREs and cheap beer on some slippery rocks

ominous music, haunted location- whatever. i want to know what the beer situation is, what sort of food is on site and- most importantly- whats my shitter sitch looking like?

i was thinking that when they got to the shower part- anyone who has been locked down since march with a couple- regardless of if they are related or not- would be plenty sick of loud, lengthy sex in shared living spaces by now.

‘The Gatekeepers director Dror Moreh turns his attention to the decades-long struggle for peace in the Middle East, as told from the perspective of the American mediators and negotiators working toward that goal over the past 30 years’

i assume its 90 minutes of jarred?

but seriously, who gives a crap about the american…

i still replay that about once a year. thanks to the internet you can blow past the only truly shitty puzzle and enjoy the solid sci-fi story and surprisingly engaging voice work/acting (given the technological limitations of the time.)

The way I read his implication was that they're already planning on saying this was all outside agitators (probably antifa) who infiltrated the trumpers and were the true violent people

Hes also already saying that there was a group that split off from the main body who were totally different then the real maga people who were totally peaceful. They caused the real violence you see

its nice to see Hodge doing well for himself. i always liked him on leverage and he was so noticeably the stand out on that show that its good to see he keeps going on to bigger and better things

corporations are people, so thats like a ton of murders. trump’s minions only murdered a single democracy and thats not even a person. ipso facto, poors don’t get paid leave, white high school graduates get jobs for life and black people are never allowed to look a lobster in the eyes on pain of death

all meghan is saying is that armed traitors storming the capital to destroy democracy is exactly the same as AOC thinking better healthcare would be nice. who is to say which of these is worse?

the crummy part for them is that while it is highly unusual that a squirrel would have rabies (mostly because they’re unlikely to survive an attack that would transmit the disease long enough to spread it themselves) if you don’t kill it so it can be tested, you still really need to have the shots to be safe. given…