the only way you can get away with something like this is to
A. cultivate yourself as a satire column from the get go (i.e. the borowitz report or the onion) and then run something like this after people know your deal
B. put a disclaimer that says ‘the following column is intended as satire of too much of the current…

brittany spears is more decadent capitalist propaganda, proving that the west is still weak!

you picked a good choice, since this video is an actual branded advertisement for a company selling a soda machine, being reposted by the AV club in a way that might be making them money too

i assume the soviet union still exists in this universe?

i honestly wouldn’t mind switching primarily to plant based faux meat if it offers the same nutrition and a close enough texture/taste (obviously price would be a factor.) i’d still probably get a fancy steak from time to time just for the experience, but i’m not ideologically wedded to my more mundane day to day…

hey-oh!

i would hope this is what they need to finally nail this guy, but he’s proven to be somewhat teflon on these sorts of charges. still, if he screwed up and pissed off someone in his orbit somehow, that might be a game changer

i think some of it ends up being mental- if someone tells me that the thing in front of me is supposed to be bacon and it fails to achieve that, its harder to appreciate that it might have its own merits. no matter what, you’re going to be disappointed that the thing in front of you isn’t remotely what your brain is…

would you say that it would hold up for making (say) quick ground meat taco’s, or is it only feasible in the patty format?

walk around a major city anywhere in the country, even in the midst of a deep freeze and see how many people are wearing ski masks. you wont find anybody- ski masks are seen as nefarious, thanks to decades of media that associates ski masks with bank robbers, muggers and terrorists.

also they were carrying rope, they…

i’m deeply skeptical of fake meat. I’d rather just take vegetables on their own and make dishes that feature them- things like tofurkey or veggie burgers seem to end up being the worst of both worlds. still, i’ve heard that the impossible burger is pretty impressive, so if they can provide something similar to that at…

he definitely got some injuries, that seems without dispute. It also sounds like *something* happened (since he was apparently on the phone with someone that heard stuff.) but the rest of the story is so insane, that it is a little hard to take it on face value- the implication is that two people were stalking him to…

the plates are from PA, which requires apparently 70% light. MA only requires 35%, so that may be why they went that direction

i listened to a portion of both of the songs here and i could not distinguish one from the other. not that i didn’t listen to some real trash music in my own youth, but i’m hard pressed to understand the praise on this. there’s nothing wrong with empty pop music (it can be a lot of fun) but call it what it is

i really like kale- i eat it often and i have several recipes to make use of it. i also like that i can get locally grown kale in the northeast even into early winter.

but it is baffling to think of kale as something you should make sure to pick up before a massive snow storm (although to be fair, milk has always…

i think that’s silly- any city (even small-ish ones) is going to have some form of authentic mexican/central american food these days. and any place that has a lot of agriculture is also going to have authentic mexican/central american food, because when you have a large population of people from those areas who’ve…

heck, i can do the same thing and i live in boston, which is hardly considered some sort of hotbed of mexican and mexican adjacent food.

Although to be fair, the part of boston i live in is where a significant portion of the central american refugees who came here in the 1980's ended up settling. i don’t know if you…

i have mine organized by size because i have a bunch of shelves passed to me by family (including one built by my great grandfather and one built by my wife) and they did the ‘lowest shelf is biggest and they get smaller as you go up’ plan

remember- you don’t google ‘where to dump a body’ you google ‘rustic off-season vacation sites.’ 

paranoid schizophrenia (and/or several days of doing meth and not sleeping) has no party