I’d be VERY curious to know how much Zeke was pressured to come out himself, or to allude to his identity and drum up drama. And if Varner was pressured to make it a big deal.

“I’m just putting this out there” is the new hard science.

I thought I heard the other officer say “That was wrong.” He should’ve gone more.

The nerve of his wife, turning 22. Sickening!

Going off to live with monkeys sounds soooo good right now.

Or the Milwaukee equivalent of hookers and blow: Beer and brats.

Wheel never know what happened between Aaron and Olivia. Too much he said cheesehead.

I care if it’s what she had for dinner, because I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE HAD FOR DINNER!

Is there a typing error in the first sentence of this screed about media?

“And I course I have your six. I’m not sure where it is in the Humvee but I’m sure one of you can find it.”

Yes. The current situation isn’t fair either, is my point.

I promise I’m not trying to be a dick, but yes, that is generally how communications work. We try to make things precise and yet they are often misunderstood or unclear. We have centuries and centuries of this, which is why it doesn’t frustrate me. Clarity is the goal but in fact the opposite is almost inevitable. In…

Because they don’t fit into either category. It would be like having a “Best Male Actor” award. And no other categories.

I really like this suggestion. Mostly because I’m sure it would get so many people griping about “fairness.” Probably the same people who wouldn’t raise a peep if Dillon was just left out of the awards for not fitting into gendered categories.

Some people always have an excuse. Someone recently complained to me that using someone’s name all the time would be awkward. And I just thought, well then why do we even have names??

It is interesting, because when I read the sentence you posted I pictured “them” referring only to a single child.

Then sits in their McMansion and obsessively watches Tiny House Hunters.

I think this could really backfire. For instance if I was in the mood to scam someone, couldn’t I get marry them, get divorced then demand half their assets? I guess the point is you have to really depend on the other person being good and caring about you, which even in a traditional marriage is a huge roll of the…

Have a nice day, ma’am.

What about my suggestion is “policing?” Seriously. I find this whole conversation hilarious because I actually have this exact scenario happen to me on a regular basis. Meaning if anyone has a reason to be mad, it would be me. And yet I’m not mad. Just made a polite suggestion, not demand, to reconsider. And in no way…