Coming 2 America, Taking 1 Look At This Shithole, Returning 2 Zamunda Immediately.

I mean, the twist has to be that the kid is actually Semmi’s, right?

I feel like “Backing Slowly Away From America And Coming To Just About Anywhere Else” would be a bigger hit these days.

I thought he was very good in Blackhat and Rush and In the Heart of the Sea, so I think he’ll be just fine if that’s what they cast him as. Though, he does have a knack for comedy.

I watched like the first 30 minutes of Extraction, until it became painstakingly clear that it was fell into the familiar category of a foreign production that spends nearly all of its budget casting an American star, and is only barely competent in every other respect. Anyways, Hemsworth was *very* serious and dark…

That’s more like it.

“You’ll Believe A Man Can Lie!”

Gut is too small. 

Just breath, and remember: only 101 days until Trump’s fascist Reality TV shitshow gets permanently cancelled*

Whatever happened the Hedy Lamarr project Gadot was trying to get off the ground?  I think I’d rather see a 6-part miniseries about that than another rehash of Cleopatra.

I mean, the Ptolomy’s were inbreeding for generations so she was more Greek than Egyptian.

Clowjob?

Dinesh is the adult form of the high school classmate that leaned into being the unlikeable cunt.

*drops coffee mug*

You know, and excuse me if I’m the first person to notice this, but I’m starting to think that President Trump might be a crazy old man.

He was trying to get Oberyn to stop dancing and just kill the Mountain

Bruce Willis morphed from John McClane into Archie Bunker. The difference is that Willis is real and ridiculously wealthy with no feasible reason to be the grumpy fuck that he is.