Hasn’t this dude read / watched the cautionary tale of JOHNNY MNEMONIC?!?

At this point, who believes any MCU-affiliated actors when they deny that they’re in an upcoming MCU movie? They are not going to admit it, and they are going to actively lie to you. Unless they are Tom Holland or Mark Ruffalo. So I guess just ask those two guys.

TRESPASS is incredible.  Man I miss the era of good actors making nutty action movies like that.

SURVIVING THE GAME is a total meat-and-potatoes action movie, in the best sense - you are 100% correct that it totally delivers exactly what you want from this genre. For sure this is a great cast of legendary hams (Hauer, McGinley, Busey, and Abraham are a freaking pork-splosion!), and everybody seems to be digging it…

I’d watch a show called Politicking with Larry David.

I found this to be an easy call.  Fuck this motherfucker.

Same for me. My watch list for streaming services is pretty damn long because I know I can usually count on them to be available years later. And so I put off watching some of them for years and maybe forever.

“Trump condemns capitalism, Republican party grits its teeth but goes along with it, film at 11.”

It’s mystifying to me that we aren’t on Killer Klownz From Outer Space 25 by now. Best homicidal space clown movie ever made. The Chiodo Brothers are legends.

Oh man, Valley Girl Cinematic Universe easily tacks on another 2 billion or so.

Disney bought Marvel for $4 billion in 2009 and Lucasfilm for just over $4 billion in 2012. That seems to have been working out for them.

At this point I assume Seth knew and was trying to keep Mulaney close and busy so as to help him clean up.  Perhaps it was Seth and his team doing a long-term intervention (rather than a one-off), and this was the payoff.  We’ll probably know soon.

It’s awesome to see Temuera Morrison having a late-career resurgence. The dude was incredible in ONCE WERE WARRIORS and then fell into some Hollywood dreck that seemed to derail him for a while. At 59 but in a role where a helmet is expected, I’ll bet he’s glad he can hand off the action scenes to a stunt double. …

“Once you go darksaber...”

Mulaney is picking a great time to go underground - COVID hell is breaking loose across the US, and rehab is probably the safest place to be.

An orangutan in a wig.

Good. I appreciate Carrey’s enthusiasm, but his was one of the weakest Biden impersonations in SNL history. Give the role to a regular cast member instead.

The Man In The Iron Stubble

Are we 100% sure this is not supposed to be a Gremlin?

I hope it’s a direct sequel and that we get more Jeremy Irons chewing scenery so hard that both his gums and the audiences’ brains bleed.