Jeeze, why not just pay Yelp to take it down like a normal company?

Girl, Rihanna is far from desperate. Regardless of how her tour does, she’s making stacks while she sleeps.

I am not going to lie if there was a chance I could get a picture of a Pikachu chilling next to Rhianna you can be damn sure I would take that chance and catch the fuck out of that Pikachu while I was at it

And since he’s moving from Florida, his left blinker will always be on.

While there he will frustrate the other aquarium dwellers by walking around at half the posted speed limit, insisting on going to the early-bird feeding time, and telling younger lobsters long, convoluted stories about how starfish used to act differently when he was molting up.

Jimmy fallon is like a full-body cringe, made sentient.

Yeah, she blames Hillary Clinton for the Benghazi attack but gives a total pass to the Republican congress who refused, on multiple occasions, to authorize additional resources to the embassy that could have prevented this. Just incredible.

How is that not the last thing you check before you go on stage at a massive televised event? I always have the same list of checks before something important: 1. Nothing in nose 2. Nothing in teeth 3. Boobs not escaping from shirt 4. Fly is up/skirt isn’t tucked into underwear.

That’s so horrifying, I’m so glad she escaped and hopefully she gets assistance to return to her family.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH shit.

She didn’t record that in California, did she? Because um ... hmm ... I hope she had Taylor’s permission to record.

Woman writes hit song. Declines to take credit for it until conspiracy theories/obvious logic leads fans/tabloids to the story. Confirms it in one very straightforward sentence because she feels no obligation to protect the fiction she and her ex-boyfriend spun about it. Deserves credit. Did write song.

Julie Klausner still on her quest for a profile raise via feud. I guess it would help if the person she’s calling out knew who she was.

You can tell he’s constantly pulling this bait-and-switch nonsense and then blaming her for not reading his inconsistent mind. He’s not good in bed. This much is obvious.

The thing is, he wanted chicken, she bought him chicken, she asked if he wanted pizza, he said no, he nibbled hers, pretended he didn’t want any, and then ate the original fucking thing anyway when she bought herself a whole other slice. This fucking guy is too much work, he’s a goddamned liar, and he can fuck off…

The writers themselves. It’s just fancy, sanctioned mental masturbation.

What just floors me- and it shouldn’t, I should be used to it, but it does, is that there are two instant reactions I see from a certain group of people whenever these tragedies happen:

Really bad time for a tangent. A black man was just murdered by the police.

I have to agree with this. It’s a movie premiere, not a transfer of the crown jewels. They aren’t set up for an armed attacker, and there’s no reason they should have been. While I can understand the anger and grief of the families, it wasn’t reasonable to sue.

I can understand the thinking, but if it’s a staggering amount of money, then it’s pretty unreasonable for the theater to bear the entire cost of it, isn’t it? They didn’t do anything wrong and they’re out nearly three-quarters of a million dollars.