Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

The movie was based on his autobiography, and detailed his life as he had lived it up until that point. As a listener and fan, I don’t ever find myself thinking that he isn’t being totally honest about or taking responsibility for his actions. I always thought that transparency was the backbone of his entire career.

They got divorced 4 years after the movie and had been married for 23 years. It's probably more complicated than you make it out in this comment

Victorville is a shithole. Was there for work last week and had to cut short filling my gas tank because I felt my personal safety was at risk at the station. It’s in the high desert where there’s lots of land and space to do whatever the fuck you want without people knowing. I know situations like this exist but it…

While I agree that everything here is awful, am I the only one who reads the “it” in the “do I want to fuck it” as being Lena?

Sorry Pence but you will forever be the Governor who threw a woman in prison for having a miscarriage. And then you hitched your wagon to Trump, who said that women who have abortions should be imprisoned.

omg. Bobby said Milk Duds. You said Sugar Babies. Now I need something small and hard and chocolatey and shaped like bunny poop to suck on asap.

Fuck Judge Gary Gilman. This woman’s death is on your hands asshole. And as usual incompetent men won’t suffer consequences while this woman is now dead.

Did Gwen better than Gwen. Britney is Back Bitches!

Yes this story definitely needs more made up reasons to pit women we’ve never met against each other for having different methods of getting money to the relief.

This is 1,000% better than the shit show that Donald Trump brought to Louisiana. And no, I’m not just talking about Mike Pence.

Semenya has the word “semen” in it. Dead give away.

But nonetheless it’s a shitty joke and a stupid thing to write.

yup. I honestly got no problem with the tweet.

Having respect for transgender people and also believing Kaitlin Jenner may be a phony are not mutually exclusive points of view.

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To birth one asshole may be regarded as a misfortune (see Chet Haze and Tom Hanks); to birth two looks like bad parenting.

I’m getting a strong “wannabe Winona Ryder” vibe.

I could have lived a long, happy life not knowing what kind of dick Ashton Kutcher has.