I bet it rhymes with fiancée.

Am I the only one who doesn’t understand why people need their celebrities to be relatable?

Not feelin’ Tay’s hair on the cover. I like her bob, but that looks like a kid cut her hair with safety scissors.

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Has Chelsea Handler ever done or said anything remotely funny or interesting? Her thirst to be outrageous just makes me sad and embarrassed. Or in this case, just em-bare-assed.

To continue a conversation begun, last night (anyone?).

Anna wasn't just her birth name, it's what she preferred to be called. I worked with her in the early 2000s and she was a lovely, beautiful person who brought so much light with her to work every day. I'm so sad to hear she's passed so young, but glad for her that her years of pain are over (she's had a lot of serious…

I’m a little on the young side for exposure to him, too, but I remember a story about him from a few years ago where he said Tootsie helped him understand women. His reasoning? He cried when they couldn’t make him any prettier as a woman. So now he understands that he dismissed ugly women when they might have been…

Wow. So Dustin Hoffman is a real asshole, huh? You learn something new every day, I tell ya.

I know this is victim blaming, but whyyyyyyyy does anyone go to North Korea when you know that the slightest misstep can result in YEARS of imprisonment?

On one hand, I feel sorry for him. But on the other, I don’t.

Any guilt I felt about pirating music/video just went out the window.

Can we refer to this place as a “Boooooooooooo-k store”?

I’m saving my money for the vibrators made in support of HRC: Clits for Clinton.

I thought it had to do with Courtney Love.

We had a case up here, that was twice as sick. Tori Stafford was the little girls name, and it will cement the belief that the world is a cesspool.

HAAAAHAHAHAHA yesss yesss, your tears, they give me strength....

Cheers to Colbert for having him on his show. I’m happy to see Colbert staying as politically/culturally relevant as he can instead of turning into a mindless host who cares only about celebrities and viral moments (looking at you, Fallon).

I think all newsreaders should wear hats and the hats should be fabulous: