I sat next to him having dinner once and it was gross. He was so rude to the staff, his friend, about the people he was talking about, the other people in the resturant. I used to think his routine was kind of funny but he is just gross. He smacked the back of my head with his giant channel bag and said excuse you to…

It’s a fancy shampoo/conditioner combo. Never trust those things. There’s a reason god created shampoo and conditioner separately.

The Lillian Vernon catalog was, and still is, a catalog junkies heaven. I would look through the catalog for the hell of it, just to see what kind of ridiculous stuff I could get monogrammed. I admit to getting a kick out of the catalogs.

It’s like the Gawker of TV.

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

Best SNL of the season so far. The Santa Baby short was crazy and hilarious.

Congrats to her! She sounds like someone who really hates pregnancy so I’m happy for her that it’s over!

seriously

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

Yeah. Am I the only one who does NOT WANT TO GO TO THERE?

Cause God forbid you cancel the football game.

That boy is a Sinatra. Nobody can tell me ANY different.

So Bey went to school with my buddy, and my buddy is my age, and Bey was a junior when my friend was a freshman, so. She’s 37. There. Mystery solved.

I’m happy to hear Lamar is doing better, but why is it always about Kim. Now, it’s her and Kendall made him smile, the other day it was Lamar squeezed her hand. Something is very off with this one.

everything about this post is skeeving me out

Easily the best thing to come out of Michael Ian Black’s mouth since Bradley Cooper.

True, but, man, is her narrative coherent and believable.

Brow merkins. From fucked to fleek in one easy, glue on step.

Does Travolta wear eyebrow wigs now as well?