ok i know katy perry won't shut up about this

Not back in the day:

I bet it's for cooties. When ya gotta court the women vote and all that...

Ugh. Maybe I'm just hormonal today or something but your story makes me want to cry. That would definitely be my favorite, too.

I spent an incredibly surreal Father's Day dinner seated with my parents at a table next to OJ Simpson, his older daughter, the two kids he had with Nicole Brown, his mother, and some girlfriend that was probably younger than his oldest daughter.

Also this:

Could she have been prosecuted for NOT returning it? I'd like to think I'm a good person too, but honestly the fear that they'd come after me would be my biggest motivation to return it.

They are really good people. I'm honestly not sure what I'd do in this situation. I'd like to say I'd return the cash and I probably would. But, it'd be hard and I'd hem and haw about it for a while. And I wouldn't feel entirely good about returning it.

I have found that it's the people who post the most pics of themselves and their friends "having fun" that are the least happy. People who are secure don't need to prove how happy they are on social media.

In the four months I lived in Berlin this past fall, not a single day went by that I didn't see a man peeing in a public place, many times without even attempting to conceal it, including flagrant exposure of many penises directly. If the dude is going in the toilet, I consider that a step up.

ooook. I thought I was experienced but what is going on with the last one? I've never seen one like that.

shih tzus FOREVER!!!!! Mine looks just like yours, only a little more tan colored! So happy and playful too. In my experience they are the silliest and cutest little love muppets of them all. He cracks me up all day long. LOVE THEM ALL!

Your dog is so cute. I would surrender to anything your dog wants with that tongue pose.

Haha your dog is a cutie. Does she do that when she's super comfortable and doesn't want to leave?

Why are pugs always fat? Are they like the laziest dog breed?

Excuse me, but Ke$ha (I will not stop using the $) has a song called "Dinosaur." So it's completely legal.

Lena Dunham for comparing everyone's "obsession" with the Cosby allegations to being obsessed with the Holocaust

LOL now I am imaging Brad Pitt to be like Homer Simpson whenever he needs to "think" and puts on his glasses

Good for you Jen. Seriously that shit IS tired. Plus, don't tabs (I mean ET is pretty much a tab) have enough material to work with from the Kardashians? Can't they let a 1o year old story go already?

Vampire... Bill?