He's filming a Civil War movie The Free State of Jones, playing Newton Knight (a fascinating character, check him out on Wikipedia). I think this beard is going to get worse before it finally gets shaved. The 1860s were not the Prime Era of Male Hotness.
Are we judging noteworthy hotness in relativity to one's parents now? Because, well, his hotness only seems noteworthy relative to his parent.
"And here is our garden."
The title of Igloo's next album: Wallaby Damned
Matt, quit making burners to post about how hot you are. We've discussed this.
brutally cut from best friend posse
Where is Rosie, her hype girl?
Awww. If only I liked them (yuck!), I would have eaten one of Chuck's licky olives.
We are now, officially*, giving the Razzies too much attention.
These used to be fun. They feel just as commercialized as the rest of the awards shows now, though.
- And finally, Paramore's Haley Williams is engaged to New Found Glory's Chad Gilbert. The couple will wed at Warped Tour 2006. [People]
I don't like the stuff we're learning from The Learning Channel anymore.
The clay mask lady grosses me out. But mostly because she feels the need to eat it with a folded piece of cardboard instead of just a regular spoon and winds up getting tons of it stuck to her shirt and mouth. So basically, it'd look gross no matter what she was eating.
Kaley looks like someones 40 year old mom in this photo.
While this is gross, come on. This isn't even a top five Shrayber post for grossness.
Oh good, something else we can blame on estrogen: severe allergic reactions.
I know, who'd want to see ridiculously gorgeous country.
None of that matters because this is shit that didn't happen of the highest degree. I say 99% chance it's some dude who works at WalMart who just put it on the receipt so he could post it on Reddit for Reddit circlejerk-points.
As if this couldn't get any worse. Now I can't shake the image of him slurping on toes with his old man, everything bagel face.