Fuck this fat beast!!! She has everything at her disposal.. cooks, trainers, nutritionists, lots of money for clothes and invitations a plenty to use as inspiration and a willpower boast— and she’s still goddamn fat! Fuck you for having the balls to now try and sell us this shit!! Just fuck you. Cunt.

2016 Predictions

He doesn’t have affluenza face... he has Cleetus face.

Am I the only person who thinks the current Duggar commercial with Jilljangojalmers giving birth offensive??? Isn’t that personal? Don’t people who are making those sounds keep that stuff private?? And the camera doesn’t leave her face!! Idk- something is very wrong with those people. Hugs and dancing not allowed. But…

She was large and black and loud and they treated her horribly. “First do no harm” Fuck them.

The older Disick is going to be thick... he has cankles already. Thick legged rich kid with no male roll models. Future Ed Gein.

Oh here go hell come

Ha! But she looks like her... it’s shocKing but true. I thought what’s Taylor Swift doing with them? I thought she was pulling her version of Jen Law hanging with mom Kardash.

I thought Ramona Singer was Taylor Swift.

I don’t care what anyone says... skinny is best and giant breasts look ugly and obscene!!!

I love Jennifer Jason Leigh. I’m looking forward to this movie.

Yeah, no.

Margaret Cho is always unhappy with everything. What happened to her besides bad tattoo choices?

I love the way Kim was kind of perplexed and embarrassed by the swimwear staircase fashion show. Yeech.... me too, Kim.

I liked him after this happened. I love the way he ducked and came back up and the look on his face. He looked like a foolio on the flight deck that time, but he was cool hand Luke during the shoe thing.

Love her... I do.

Haha jerk-off.

Good! Her whole thanksgiving spread made me mad! My poor clusterfuck dinner with me bird still bleeding on the cutting board like I just killed it- like it didn’t just spend the last 5 hours in the oven.....I MADE MY PIES!! (and they looked it)

Ozzie Osbourne was an addict and a seemingly fine father. He loves his kids and they love him back - I mean really it seems like the love shined thru his addiction. Maybe Scott Weiland was a horrible person and a selfish asshole. Addiction is a bitch, but a rotten self absorbed dick is a rotten self absorbed dick…

The Kate McKinnon UFO skit was hilarious