And Paul Shaffer!

Kangaroos are freaks

Australia is just ridiculous

Maybe bc the Kool-Aid man was in the Thanksgiving day parade. Why, idk.

Sorry now’s not the time, JarJar Sphinx- beat it.

Police don’t fuck up black lives...

She looks like Janice Dickinson now

Bourdain is a bore. I can’t stand that bullshit he pulls when he has something to sell. His whole schtick- ugh-look at the people surrounding him on location... they look so embarrassed for him. Tedious spew like he’s some despot rocker from the 60s.

Find somebody else to handle y’all with kid gloves... it’s not going to be Don Lemon!!

I am Charleen

Azealia Damn Banks... dat you?

I feel like Pattinson drinks too much and is a bore and both those women want to go home put on jammies and smoke a fatty.... separately and without him

God almighty!! All in one week I see the voice of Gene from Bob’s burgers and now this. FucKing Chuck Brown

When a “religious” person gets like this it means they’ve sucked a dick and liked it.

Anna Nicole Smith was stunning for those five minutes before the beginning of the end.

Gwen Stefhorrihorhorfani

Glenn O’Brien threw his girlfriend’s live cat down the incinerator according to the Warhol diaries or a Bob Colacello book I forget which either way he’s horrible inside and out

Is there a reason we’re supposed to swoon over these black woman and nobody else? Is it like an Emperor’s new clothes type thing?

They only want to use civic mindedness for advertising bc they’re out of ideas on how to sell their shitty shit to a younger healthier generation.

Difficult People is the worst. The. WORST.