I cant fuckin' believe this! My girlfriend just said, "Three balls? That sounds fun. Why don't you have three balls? I wish you had three balls"... Really?? Fuck that! She's cut off! She'll be beggin' for two balls before she knows it! Bitch.

Ha! Eric Decker left Peyton Manning for what??? Oh...money...that's right. I thought it was all about winning the Super Bowl, silly me. Look, if I'm Eric Decker, I'm thinking I'm set with money, so I'll hang with the Broncos where I have a good chance of winning the championship. But nooooo....he'd rather watch…

Maybe, when a player goes into a coma and eventually dies from a vicious, powerful punch in the temple, the NHL will ban fighting.

I agree. I don't understand why fist-fights are part of the game. I don't understand why its legal for these guys to bash each others faces in while the refs stand there and watch. Hell, the refs actually make the other players stand back to give the players room to fuck each other up. I know its a very physical…

In my opinion, I don't think it was necessary for Tim to run a headline proclaiming the piece was satire, because he was counting on us to know better. I'm a news junkie and I knew the story was bullshit from the get go, because I would have read/heard about it on the Drudge Report or TMZ. Ha! It aint no thing anyway.

Tim is right. By the time this satirical piece is removed hundreds of times from the source, it takes on a (true) life of its own.

Great reporting. Just the right amount of relevant links too.