You could also wear a diaper and not have to take your ass out of your pants to poop. Thats convenience > practicality.

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.

There’s so many better places you could have taken a Dodge Magnum post.

Okay, you can come to my birthday party.

It was fun and interesting when it was new and funky on the BMW i3 a few years ago, but now that the C-pillar has disappeared from basically everything, I hate it. It’s boring and derivative styling now, and it just looks wrong.

Yes, they all suck... at something. Like racing. Or rock crawling. But they’re good at a lot of things that people use cars for. Which is why they’re popular. They’re just hatchbacks. Tall hatchbacks. Do you hate hatchbacks?

“The down-low weight of an EV helps offset the up-high weight of a CUV”

So it’s a moderately cheap, pretty weak Red with all the details blended away in the hope of better performance?

Nice of you to turn an article about an old car on a wine label into something political.
But yes. California is turning into the USSR. Their backwards thinking has put the states economy ... oh my. #1 in the US. And their per-capita income is exceeded by only ... a handful of other liberal states.

Bcause there's a highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven. Duh.

They're never driven fast, just revved insanely loud at every stop light.

They don’t get speeding tickets. They get reckless driving tickets for plowing off the road backwards.

I’m looking forward to the next photoshop contest. The theme’s going to be “people having sex”, right? RIGHT?

This comment looks like two people having sex. 

I’m trying to counter the pervasive idea that cruise is inherently dangerous in the rain, and somehow keeps going when you lose control, which just isn’t true. Most moderate rain it’s likely fine, and if you do get in trouble, cruise will kick off. These posts all rely on the idea that cruise control in the wet will…

I thought no one takes the trains either, but if no one took trains, then why the fudge are these amtrak seats so hard to get that someone here had to write an article about how to get one?

PREMISE

Maverick is a defense test pilot now. Since the FAA permits private-sector flyers up to the age of 65, his age is no big deal. Some vague middle eastern power NOT IRAN OKAY GUYS COME ON gets up to something, and Maverick is recruited to run some kind of small aerial infiltration. The enemy air force will…

I’m sure Kenny Loggins has something to say about screw ups in this trailer.

#whereskenny

No, I do not believe you are alone. I once heard of a young man in the highlands of Papua New Guinea who had been forced to live in his own clearing as a result of such heresy, an odd chap by all accounts.

No, you aren’t. I don’t get it either. Any that I’ve been in have been unimpressive on many fronts and never found it a car I’d ever desire owning. Then again, I’ve never been they type to want odd, nothing special things just for the sake of being different either. If I one day wake up wearing a fedora and smoking a…