I had some Tesla Shorts once, but they kept electrocuting my ass whenever it rained. Now I hate them too. Sign me up.

For anyone wondering: Yes, I listened to Dragula on repeat for the duration of researching and writing this

There’s a family down the street from me that just moved here (Pennsylvania) from California. Giant Trump flag in the pickup, but it still has California plates months after moving because they don’t really believe in following the law.

Well, I starred your comment because...yeah. But as a native Texan, please know there are plenty (I dare say “most”) of us who are decent human beings.It’s just that good, everyday people rarely make it on the evening news...

Seconded.

Sadly, a clean fox body shell is worth $10k these days. If it’s actually rust free this is a good price, spend a bit returning it to stock and sell for $25k.

A subsidy to encourage behavior needs to be suited most practically at encouraging that behaviour. If it has alternate goals that may conflict with the primary goal...however noble that goal is...then its a bad incentive. Taking out of the equation of whether unions are good or bad...if the main goal is to encourage…

Still waiting for “simple mode” where it takes a route with the least number of turns as long as it’s <10% longer, or something like that. Don’t send me zig zagging all over and just show me the route with three turns that I can semi-memorize before setting off. 

Beetles look like nazi-era peoples cars.

For you older folks and people not in the know, Tesla cameras don’t record in 4k as far as I know. “Caught in 4k” is a colloquialism for getting caught on camera.

If you’re in prison long enough it starts to feel like home. Same thing.

Not even a counterpoint. Just fact.

What happened?

Counterpoint: it doesn’t

Then why the fuck are you hanging out on Jalopnik? This is would be like going to a foodie website, saying you hate cooking and only eat vegan food and then expecting empathy.

My first reaction of what cars you are supprised haven’t died yet is

LOL! His parents’ “massive net worth” probably means they own a house in a major metropolitan area of California or somesuch and are “illiquid.”

“Man whose parents have amassed just enough to retire at 65 without reducing middle class standard of living crushes their dreams in one fell swoop.”

This is proper Jalopnik - I feel smarter, not angrier. Mission accomplished.

The Semi is the one that I think a lot of folks are underestimating...the absolute biggest difference that can be made, emissions/environmental-wise, is with trucks. Cars aren’t ‘clean’, of course, but a hell of a lot cleaner than trucks...and the number of trucks on the road is absolutely huge. Plus, they are a…