CP. I couldn’t pay more than $3,000 to drive a car I didn’t like when it was new. It looks frumpy when compared to the other Japanese competitors of 1988. The 1988 RX-7 Turbo, in particular, was much more likable. The ‘80s 300ZX didn’t age well.

Aww hex, I’m #008000 with envy that I didn’t think of it first.

I have no idea what I’d do if anything happened to my wife. Like, the last time I went on a date, Pluto was still a planet. 

Long ago, in the before times, when I wasn’t married, I primarily relied on my musky aroma to attract women. I have no idea how I’d ever hope to make myself appealing in a dating app format.

I’d rather it just be text and pictures, can’t have sound at work unfortunately.

The article’s lack of correct english bricked my mind.

I’m guessing he was a decent man so it’s a shame he ended up dying in jail.

That is the problem. I want to drink soda and eat candy as an adult, but since when does wanting something mean it’s the best or even a good choice.

I mean, the schlub at the bottom used her truck for a Lowe’s run. He deserved to be fired.

At this point why don’t they just make the entire bumper a grille?

It’s going to take me a long, long time to come around on that front end. I appreciate that they swung for the fences, but, man. Catfish vibes.

The next time I see someone using their phone while driving, I’m going to throw my beer at them.

Probably one of the most overengineered worthless “options” I’ve seen.

This is one of my faves lmao

Now who’s the jackass with too much money?

I bet Elon Musk could sort out these rumors. I’m gonna check if he has a Twitter account.

I thought car wash mode in a MB is just an automated text message to your assistant/servant to wash the car.

THIS IS NOT REALLY A PROBLEM FOR ME.