Zuma is totally up there right now keeping Mar-A-Lago safe.

1st: I never thought I’d see the price of GM cobalts go up.

To Whom It May Concern:

Relative to their shape motorcycles are not aerodynamic but compared to a car there is a big difference.

The pirates studied the great works in the western cannon.

BOOOKIIEESS....arr!

The Bookie Monster was a terrible monster, but at least it was not Big Landlubber or Helmosman. Sesame’s Reef was no joke!

It’s the *name* that’s important for inspiring the necessary fear. I mean, no one’s going to surrender to the Dread Pirate Wesley.

Do you suppose his nickname for his cannon was the Bookie Monster, nom nom nom nom.

At least he had literate weaponry: his cannons were devouring books!

Or they couldn’t read and stole the books to use for their cannon wadding.

It’s not our government’s policy.

Because this is all based in the law of the moment. Right now, the EU allows 90 days. Next month, that might not be the case.

And if you leave a month before the first date to a nation that grants you a one year visa upon entry?

“Free market” has always meant free to fuck you up the ass without consequence or consent.

I’m not quite with those folks, but I do find it extraordinarily annoying that I have to buckle up in my XC90 to back up the driveway. It won’t go in gear unless I buckle up.

Freedom is dangerous to those who like to make rules though, it encourages a chaotic system.

I am with the folks from the ‘70s. I always wear a seatbelt when I’m driving somewhere, but there are times where these systems annoy me. Here are a couple of examples off the top of my head:

ROBOdega! It should have been called ROBOdega! And it should have had actual robot clerk- I’m picturing Zoltar but with a robot costume instead.

I domt have that sort of problems.... bring back center gas caps!

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.