The probably isn’t the airbags or crumple zones, it’s that they don’t come standard with any nannies other than a chime to remind you to plug in your seat-belt, and since it didn’t score a percentage in that area, it automatically got knocked down to zero.

The flying car is not really a technological problem: it’s a people problem.

Eventually, those China factories (which are usually contractors and NEVER wholly-owned subsidiaries) decided they didn’t need the American “mother” company...

“Witness 70 year old American iron tooling around Havana. Cars DO NOT just wear out.”

I used to read every Cracked article and get a laugh from most of them. Now they are just dark and depressing and express opinions that reflect very little understanding of their subject matter.

The fact that the Optima looks way better than the Malibu to begin with still tilts the scale slightly in the Stinger’s favor.

I was going to reply that Stef could have left “Driving” out of the title and it would have still been 100% accurate.

To be fair, Cracked doesn’t understand 95% of what they make articles and videos about

it’s a special name for a pepper to make it apparent that some people don’t know their peppers from their sport peppers. similar to calling a specific shade of green ‘forest green’, and then mocking anyone that calls it ‘green’.

Bezels. Fight for them. Otherwise, between a lack of bezels and squeeze-actuated functions you basically won’t ever be able to actually pick up a phone to do what you want with it. Certainly not one-handed.

There is nothing sweet about the squeeze feature. It activates every. time. The damn phone goes my dash mount. It activates often when I grab the phone from my pocket, or sometimes in my pocket.

People who don’t make the crust from scratch.

It will rise again...just give it like 20 minutes.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

They usually use the below scale to tell them what to do.

Other people who shot the videos appear to be under the impression that destroying the Keurigs will make liberals angry

VW is like a spouse who got caught cheating and is now legitimately working on becoming a better person. Electric rear wheel drive Beetle? I am intrigued.

“Long compared to what? Is it long compared to what you would have in your mind what traditional small teddy bears should be like? People just assume that they’re right because it’s like that. But then again, it has a different function.”

The difference here is that your Zune would still happily play music and do all sorts of things that didn’t require the defunct online store.

"But why, some say, the moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas? We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they…