Behind diabetes and diarrhea. Think about that - you’re more likely to die from the shits or from your junk food addiction than a car accident.

I wasn’t refering to this car specifically, it’s a trend on Jalopnik to comment on how every single old car is some kind of death trap just waiting to crush the life out of us. Like I said, sad.

Or you could stop going through life worrying every second and actually enjoy it.

What is it with you paranoid people? How can you live life being so gawddamed scared that you’re going to be severely injured/die in a crash? Geebus... I just don’t get it...

I thought all Canadians knew Scott.

Every squirrel’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-edged can.

This wouldnt have happened if everyone had guns....

don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.

An American (Akebono Taro) did go to Japan, and became the top sumo wrestler. He was welcomed by the Japanese, to the point that he represented Japan at the opening ceremonies of the 1988 Winter Olympics (when his main rival Takanohana fell ill). I remember when he attained the top sumo rank, and at the time he…

Unfortunate, but very true. The Japanese don’t accept others in their home country readily. They are also very clannish outside their borders.

It will never go away. No matter how many years have passed. Why? because people don’t just become racists out of the blue. It is passed down through generations. It is an institution that is as old and perpetual as religion.

Yeah, that darny darn Japanese driver, winning the the Indy 500 on Memorial Day. Shame on him for coming from a country who has been our ally for over 70 years. How dare he signify the peace between Japan and America that our soldiers and sailors fought to regain?

I don’t even really like Sato (in my opinion he’s basically Indycar’s Maldonado, though with admittedly more raw talent when he’s not crashing) but even I knew enough to keep my dumb mouth shut about it and congratulate the guy on his well fought and legitimately earned win.

It’s extremely unfortunate that those racist thoughts still exist in some people’s heads. People in Japan love the good ol’ US of A.

“The joy ride is over for these Hooligans,” said Fred to Shaggy, Scooby and Velma.

Dammit! I was going to make my usual joke about using an 80/20 proprietary mix but then you went and explained it.

N. Korea or Iran flying planes near Florida would be a miracle, not an act of war.

We had to pay $25 a person to watch the Blue Angels and Best Korea is bitching about free airshows? So ungrateful.

Levandowski was ultimately doomed when he had no idea how to get out of this predicament and tried to google the answer. In retrospect, he should’ve used Ask Jeeves.

He said we won’t go to war WITH Syria, not IN Syria ;)