I’ve hired a lot of people. And I would toss a resume longer than 2 pages in the trash b/c it’s author is apparently unable to make their point succinctly.

If you truly do have skills that only 2-3 people on the planet have

Keep the primary resume under 3 pages.

If you are droning on and on about a job you had 8-10+ years ago on your resume you are doing a poor job of writing your resume.

For what it’s worth, I worked for IBM last decade, and *their* expectation was that you maintain & provide a full CV (curriculum vitae — they had their own official IBM format and it was definitely not anywhere near only 2 pages).

I’ve heard so many differing viewpoints on this issue from peer level professionals but not so much info from hiring managers. Yet all the “job hunter advice” I see from internet writers seems to parrot the same old shyte from 20 or 30 years ago. I’m a “mid level professional” ... I’ve been in IT for over 20 years…

A standard resume is said to be one to two pages long, which is likely why just over half of hiring managers said three pages were too many.

Next you’ll be telling me not everyone has a brainus.

Not to involve myself with the dialog between you and mtonelli, but your references to taxes have me wondering.

Thank you for helping educate America. Seriously. I friggin hate grammar and punctuation errors in articles, even if they are merely blog posts.

If you did read the article

‘71 MBG cost me $200 a year. My ‘08 Suzuki (a $3,000 BIKE) WAS $120 a year.

the laws allow loopholes. Any person would do the same

No matter what they call it, that paint job looks like shit. As in honest-to-god fecal matter. Ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly. Anybody who likes that color may very well be a closeted (or not) coprophiliac.

no such thing as an “affordable” EV.

EVs have been better than gas cars for a decade in nearly every way except price and speed of recharge.

You can count me in the ‘feeling betrayed’ camp ... I don’t do MMOs ... fuck online-only games, fuck multiplayer-only games. I don’t mind games where multipleayer or online is an option, but I have no interest in online multiplayer-only games. I just want to play a fucking game in my own time at my own pace without…

look like a WWII-era German Wermacht plane with the Nazi armed forces balkenkreuz decorating

“Cute” is what you call your friend’s really ugly baby and don’t want to hurt their feelings.

Keep the same amount of customers and increase profit, substantially, by increasing the price