You remember the G6 as a good car in its segment? What else was in its segment?

Years of attaching plastic to rental grade Chevys, then watching the clear coat start to chip off as soon as it went out of warranty is what killed Pontiac.

“Accelerates from naught to fifty miles an hour in thirteen seconds”

Really spiffy drawings from VeeDub, but they’re not gonna scratch back their Dieselgate losses with pretty pictures and promises of “Tesla-killers” ... Tesla is a niche market luxury car maker ... VW is a mass market proletariat car maker.

You can put 536 pounds worth of people on this monster!

What’s old is new again ... but anyways, it’s good any time someone takes a stand against the damn ridiculously angular (and horrifically ugly) anime styling that seems to have taken over so many other car brands (lookin at you, Honda).

Everyone tells beginners that the ninja 250 is the perfect starter bike. But if you ask them what their first bike was,

You didn’t even address the biggest myth of them all: that water and ONLY water meets your hydration needs.

the conflicting parts (immortal)

I’m betting it’s basically a bota bag / wine skin.

in the mid 90's in Army Basic Training I once sold an opened pack of cigs for 200 bucks.

in case some asshole accuses you of not having a barely-coherent artificially-generated bit of prose on you that was made by a French electric car.

point fondly to probably the worst period Chevy ever had

As far as I’m concerned, it’s all vaporware until it’s actually rolling off the production line and available for sale. Not just the Lucid Air, but the LeEco and all the other ‘Tesla Killers’ that have been crawling out of the woodwork over the past year or so.

I suppose you didn’t read tha part of my response comparing the old ( not the word OLD ) Volt to the new prime?

with spray paint and masking tape you could have whatever color of badge

I’d consider a Chevy if and only if they get rid of that horrendously ugly yellow badge of dishonor they slap on them. I don’t care if they suddenly became the best built cars in the world overnight, I won’t pay money to have that badge.

For example the Toyota Prime goes less EV miles than the old Volt and yet people are buying the snot out of them.

Try again. How about this: “Car that’s available for under twenty grand outsells car that costs nearly 40 grand in same market niche” :-D

Clever yes ... useful though? I think not.