Hi Jezebel, first time thread here. Hope this doesn’t come across as too self involved. This is one of those things you need to preface by saying the prognosis is fine. So going back to the beginning....
Last week my son got hurt in a soccer game. He’s not even sure if it was a kick or a ball hitting him or whatever.…
is believed to be a while male armed with an AR-15 and multiple handguns.
Yas.
I have no interesting Halloween stories so I’ll just share this tweet, which sent me into such a howling laughter fit upon first seeing it that I had to flee my cube and go be hysterical in an empty conference room.
The amount of political bumper stickers (regardless of political leanings) is directly proportional to the nuttiness of the owner/driver.
A couple years ago on the night of halloween, I left my host job around 10 pm, bought a bottle of wine and walked a couple of blocks over to a friend’s house where they were hosting a party. I end up drinking about 3/4 of very nice syrah (what a waste) and go out for a cigarette on the porch. A woman hops up to me and…
Okay, so this isn’t a Halloween story, but it is SPOOKY and I don’t want to admit it to anyone IRL so imma tell it here.
Last night I took an Ambien and had a very vivid dream about cutting off my midback-length hair. This morning I groggily staggered to the bathroom and the sink was FULL OF HAIR and I look like…
If you look at the issues themselves, presented in a non-partisan way, the country as a whole is not centrist at all. It’s quite liberal. Huge majorities are in favor of reproductive freedom, gun control, comprehensive sex education in public schools, better school funding, decriminalization of marijuana, de-privatizat…
Also, that’s how you get Australia.
A couple of weeks ago I called my husband while I was at work because I found a giant wolf spider in my kids toy bin that had been stalking me for days, but always eluded capture.
Aaaahahahaha - “navel to spine, chin to chest!”
“the far superior Live Through This by Hole”
Accurate. I think I convinced myself in high school that In Utero was better than Nevermind because it felt too basic to think Nevermind was Nirvana’s best album. But...it is. From start to finish. And it’s not just because Nevermind is more accessible, it’s because...it’s not as good as it thinks it is??? In Utero…
It’s kind of funny that the best QB he drafted is probably sitting as Minnesota’s 3rd string as we speak.
Prior to the arrest Kelly was involved in physical altercations with a guest at Von Miller’s party.
And let’s also enforce aggressive reclamation bonding & liability insurance for extractive industries, so the burden of uncapped wells, leaking pipelines and tanks, subsidence, etc. isn’t entirely on the developer, builders, or homeowners. Too often, what little bonding law requires is waived, or companies are allowed…
BEGIN RANT. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO KEEP GRAY.
I’m not really interested in being lectured about fiscal responsibility by the guy who gave massive contracts to both Brock Osweiler and Case Keenum.