“It’s less about impressing women than it is ensuring that they are not profoundly horrified by you.”

The only positives for the Broncos right now are the rookie rushing game, the Von-Chubb pass rush and Emmanual Sanders. (Courtland Sutton and Jake Butt will be pluses in the future.)

Thank you for finally speaking against Tatum, your stand has inspired in me the courage to say that he has a block head.

I get being robbed five times make anyone jumpy and flat out scared (if this hasn’t happened to you, you have no idea) but have these people never heard of a window? Or not answering the door at all if you don’t feel like it?

Well, now I’m gonna have to get back into bed and hold my partner tight because she’s the best thing that ever happened to me and I hope every day that nothing bad ever happens to her.

My local library has "Sleeping Beauties" by Stephen King. I have three weeks to read 702 pages whilst parenting and pretending I give AF about my job. #IGotThis

I work with a guy who is so awesome, the 11 y o girls in his class feel comfortable going to him if they need a maxi pad, and he feels comfortable asking his women colleagues if they have a pad for his student. He looks after his elderly mom, talks about his wife often and adopted a 9 year old dog with health problems…

True story, real question.

You guys. YOU GUYS. I’m meeting Shirley Manson next week! My husband and I are huge Garbage fans, and we decided to cough up the money to buy backstage passes in addition to tickets for their Version 2.0 Anniversary Tour when it comes to our state on Thursday. Technically I’ve already met her once; in 1998 we were…

If you keep looking under the same rocks, you’re gonna keep getting the same worms

Spring/Summer, 1986. I am a junior. My best friends parents are out of town. We schedule a party, the word spreads. We have a band scheduled (the core members of this band would later on become actual recording artists - you have heard of them). We had to prepare “Jen’s” house.

The other day I saw gravity at Barnes & Noble looking for a book on Simone Biles.

If I was an Olympic level woman gymnast, I would send Simone Biles a book on gravity because she doesn’t seem to understand how it works.

So, showing up at someone’s home like that is a classic narcissistic abuser move, like, boiler plate.

This needs more attention because I’m tired of seeing other comments buying into the false narrative that she began the #metoo movement.

She’s mad because she didnt get to be the WW face of a movement that began ten years before she even knew about it. She’s fucking insufferable.

Croissant French toast sounds like a beautiful thing--you should be commended for your discernment.

Good. They think they are untouchable. Anyone working in media knows that you cannot wear campaign schwag; you become part of the story you are reporting impartiality be damned.   I am sure some Fox affiliate will snatch him up.

I know religion can get a bad rap on Jezebel and I haven’t even been a regular church goer in quite some time but if you think it may offer you solace it’s worth a try.

Late to this party but chiming in anyway: In high school, I was thrilled to be asked to the homecoming dance by one of the star football players. The plan was to meet up after the game, then head to the gym for the dance. When I got to our designated meeting place, I was surprised to see that his entire family—mom,…