According to Stormy Daniels Trump didn’t use Trojans

“The Flash is supposed to be sleek and fast. Let’s make his costume look like melted bowling balls held together with piano wire.”

Bill Murray 2020 for some! Death to Bill Murray for others!

But enough about The Hobbit movies.

Smacking your wife around does make for a rather taxing life.

Gina, Trudy - take the warehouse.

“It’s too bad she won’t live. But then again, who does?”

How do I reach these keeeeeeeds?

Those are delicious.

Does being able to bring back the old AV club comments section count?

Jeez - the best part was when they said the lift was back in operation the next morning. Sure it was. And perfectly safe too.

I spent a season bumping chairs when I was younger, and part of the training was watching this insane video that showed what would happen if all the brake systems failed. Enjoy:

[whispering to cat while watching Iron Eagle when Louis Gossett Jr first appears on the screen]
That’s Chappy.

Iron Eagle was the movie that made me want to be a fighter pilot ... I am not a fighter pilot.

My only Stephen Hawking anecdote from my teaching days when they had to write to a famous person.

Carolla would be, no doubt. Kimmel has shown in more than one case that he’s more human than his old running buddy, though.

It’s like if the White House was real life; oh, wait...

Wiseau serious?

“It’s longer than you think, Dad! Longer than you think!”