“It’s too bad she won’t live. But then again, who does?”

How do I reach these keeeeeeeds?

Those are delicious.

Does being able to bring back the old AV club comments section count?

Jeez - the best part was when they said the lift was back in operation the next morning. Sure it was. And perfectly safe too.

I spent a season bumping chairs when I was younger, and part of the training was watching this insane video that showed what would happen if all the brake systems failed. Enjoy:

[whispering to cat while watching Iron Eagle when Louis Gossett Jr first appears on the screen]
That’s Chappy.

Iron Eagle was the movie that made me want to be a fighter pilot ... I am not a fighter pilot.

My only Stephen Hawking anecdote from my teaching days when they had to write to a famous person.

Carolla would be, no doubt. Kimmel has shown in more than one case that he’s more human than his old running buddy, though.

It’s like if the White House was real life; oh, wait...

Wiseau serious?

“It’s longer than you think, Dad! Longer than you think!”

I for one am excited for Twilight But For Men!

Was Gallagher not available?

My mom isn’t the type of person to ban anything on a moral ground, but the summer we watched The X-Files together (pre-any announcement of a revival, ~2013) she refused to let me watch the 8th and 9th seasons basically because she thought they sucked. She’d watched the whole run avidly when it aired, but as far as I…

My mother was in charge of this sort of childrearing, and the only thing she put a stop to was The Exorcist. The film was banned in the UK at the time (I was actually about 20 before I saw it), but the prohibition even extended to the book - I expect because she’d heard of the masturbation scene and allowed it to loom…

Lol you saw Prometheus